elaine
06-02-2008, 12:11 AM
A professor at Purdue University was giving a lecture on the super-natural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks:"How many people here believe in
ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one
has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here
and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his
way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor
asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiit!! From way back thar I thought you
said........."Goats"
To get a feel for his audience, he asks:"How many people here believe in
ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one
has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here
and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his
way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor
asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiit!! From way back thar I thought you
said........."Goats"