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mandy
06-02-2008, 11:16 AM
A 92 year old man goes in to the confessional box.
Father I am married to a lovely woman for 72 years, I have children, grandchildren and great grandchildren. The other day I picked up two young hitchhikers and brought them to a motel where I had sex with both of them twice.
Priest : Are you sorry for your sin's ?
Man : What sin's ?
Priest : What kid of catholic are you ?
Man : I'm not I am Jewish.
Priest : Why are you telling me this ?
Man : I am 92 I am telling everyone.