mandy
06-02-2008, 11:28 AM
Man goes in to confessional.
Man : Bless me father for I have nearly sinned ?
Priest : How did you nearly sin ?
Man : I nearly had sex with my friends wife, we kissed and touched and rubbed up against each other but didn't put it in.
Priest: Well that's the same as putting it in for your sin's you will say 5 Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.
Man goes out and says his prayers mean while the priest is watching him as he goes over to the poor box and then walks away.
Priest : You never put any money in.
Man : I know father but I rubbed the box with the money and according to you it is the same as putting it in.
Man : Bless me father for I have nearly sinned ?
Priest : How did you nearly sin ?
Man : I nearly had sex with my friends wife, we kissed and touched and rubbed up against each other but didn't put it in.
Priest: Well that's the same as putting it in for your sin's you will say 5 Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.
Man goes out and says his prayers mean while the priest is watching him as he goes over to the poor box and then walks away.
Priest : You never put any money in.
Man : I know father but I rubbed the box with the money and according to you it is the same as putting it in.