elaine
06-04-2008, 10:55 PM
:icon_cheesygrin:Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having
a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about
their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough.
After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya
swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue; her
eyes widen and she shakes her head no.
The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the
back of her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly
gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his
tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
begins to breathe again, the hillbilly ambles smugly
back to his table.
His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody
do it.
a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about
their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough.
After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya
swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue; her
eyes widen and she shakes her head no.
The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the
back of her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly
gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his
tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
begins to breathe again, the hillbilly ambles smugly
back to his table.
His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody
do it.