shirl
06-09-2008, 12:40 PM
Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are up before a Judge
" Not you 3 AGAIN!!! " The Judge remarks, " I tell you what, seeing as I’m such a dog lover, if each of you can sing a song about a dog, I’ll let you go free. "
The Englishman steps up, " how much is that doggy in the window......"
" Case dismissed, you are free to go. " The Judge tells the Englishman
The Scotsman is next up. " And they call it puppy love........."
" Case dismissed, you are free to go. " The Judge tells the Scotsman
The Irishman is next up. " Strangers in the night, exchanging glances, strangers in the night...."
" WHAT THE HELL!!! There is refrence to dogs in that song!! " The Judge shouts
" Be-jesus, hang on a minute m’lord, you have’nt let me finish"
............." Scooby dooby doo, Scooby scooby, scooby dooby doo " ( to the tune of Strangers in the Night )
" Not you 3 AGAIN!!! " The Judge remarks, " I tell you what, seeing as I’m such a dog lover, if each of you can sing a song about a dog, I’ll let you go free. "
The Englishman steps up, " how much is that doggy in the window......"
" Case dismissed, you are free to go. " The Judge tells the Englishman
The Scotsman is next up. " And they call it puppy love........."
" Case dismissed, you are free to go. " The Judge tells the Scotsman
The Irishman is next up. " Strangers in the night, exchanging glances, strangers in the night...."
" WHAT THE HELL!!! There is refrence to dogs in that song!! " The Judge shouts
" Be-jesus, hang on a minute m’lord, you have’nt let me finish"
............." Scooby dooby doo, Scooby scooby, scooby dooby doo " ( to the tune of Strangers in the Night )