Skin graft

[elaine]

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body Because he was
too
skinny. So the wife offered to donate Some of her own skin. However, the
only
skin on her body That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
From her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no
one
about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also
honor
their secret. After All, this was a very delicate matter. After the
surgery was
completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more
handsome than he ever had before! All his Friends and relatives just
went on
and on about his youthful Beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife,
and he
was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want
to
thank you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?'
'My darling,' she replied,
'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on
the cheek.'

[lcreighton64]

ha ha ..... good one

[Byrner]

Hahahahaha Excellent :)