mandy
06-27-2008, 10:08 AM
Jake wakes up the morning after his office party his head is pounding and as he tries to focus his eyes he turns to see his wife has gone to work.
As he sits up in the bed he notices there is two aspirin and a glass of water beside the bed. He also notices that there are no clothes thrown in a drunken heap on the floor as he makes his way into the bathroom he notices in the mirror he has a black eye. "That's not a good sign he says". On the corner of the mirror he spots a note from his wife it read. "I have rang the office to let them know you will not be in today. There is breakfast in the oven try to eat something and go back to bed. There is boxing on the TV in the afternoon I hope your eye is not too sore, I love you Jillian".
Jake heads down the stairs where he finds a cooked breakfast in the oven and a paper waiting for him on the table, as he sits down to have breakfast he asks his son "What happened last night I cant remember"?
Son ; You came home after 3 in the morning drunk fell in to the living room broke the coffee table, puked all over the hall, fell down the stairs and banged your face against the door that were you got your black eye".
Jake says If I did all that why is your mam being so nice to me ?
Oh that says his son. Well mam tried to put you to bed last night and you shouted at her "Stop it you slapper I am a happily married man"!
Broken coffee table 250 euros
Two aspirin 50 cents
Saying the right thing at the right time priceless!
As he sits up in the bed he notices there is two aspirin and a glass of water beside the bed. He also notices that there are no clothes thrown in a drunken heap on the floor as he makes his way into the bathroom he notices in the mirror he has a black eye. "That's not a good sign he says". On the corner of the mirror he spots a note from his wife it read. "I have rang the office to let them know you will not be in today. There is breakfast in the oven try to eat something and go back to bed. There is boxing on the TV in the afternoon I hope your eye is not too sore, I love you Jillian".
Jake heads down the stairs where he finds a cooked breakfast in the oven and a paper waiting for him on the table, as he sits down to have breakfast he asks his son "What happened last night I cant remember"?
Son ; You came home after 3 in the morning drunk fell in to the living room broke the coffee table, puked all over the hall, fell down the stairs and banged your face against the door that were you got your black eye".
Jake says If I did all that why is your mam being so nice to me ?
Oh that says his son. Well mam tried to put you to bed last night and you shouted at her "Stop it you slapper I am a happily married man"!
Broken coffee table 250 euros
Two aspirin 50 cents
Saying the right thing at the right time priceless!