torres9
07-19-2008, 12:06 AM
Three men sitting in the waiting room of a maternity ward. One's a Manc, one's a Scouser and one is Black.
The mid-Wife walks out and says "Congratulations you are all fathers of three healthy boys, but, there has been an administrative error and the name tags got mixed up. You can go in one at time and choose whichever baby you want"
The Manc says "Right I'm first"
The Manc goes in and comes out with the black baby.
The Black father says "Oi mate you've made a mistake there, he's gotta be mine"
The Manc replied "Theres two white babies in there and one of them is a Scouser. I aint taking any chances !"
The mid-Wife walks out and says "Congratulations you are all fathers of three healthy boys, but, there has been an administrative error and the name tags got mixed up. You can go in one at time and choose whichever baby you want"
The Manc says "Right I'm first"
The Manc goes in and comes out with the black baby.
The Black father says "Oi mate you've made a mistake there, he's gotta be mine"
The Manc replied "Theres two white babies in there and one of them is a Scouser. I aint taking any chances !"